Man Triumphs Over Television

Once again, mankind has proven that it won't be fooled by cheap hoaxes.

Reading this article, I am deeply saddened. Mostly that I don't hear news like this more often. It's like the Pro-Active Darwin awards, and the rest of us get a valuable lesson about shotguns. What's not to like?

The only problem is that despite the fact that we get a cool story about a man killing himself, his experiment is notably flawed. The episode of Forensics Files was trying to prove that a woman couldn't shoot herself in the stomach with a shotgun. That point still stands. Everyone knows men are better at killing; women can't suicide for shit.