I Am Curious Handsome

There's a simpsons clock laying on top of my books with an origami swan on top, made by a girl I never talk to anymore who lives downstairs.

I am tired.

Despite Katie Scanlon's objections, the writing about writing poem got written, albeit not in iambic pentameter. My teacher sentenced me to a daredevil race against the clock---I've gotta re-meter this verse by 8 pm, because when this ticking time bomb explodes, there'll be figurative language blown so far up your mother's ass, you'd think it was Valentines.

Sten and I have a conflict of interests. I like to sleep in my bed, whereas he is some sort of undead vampire-like creature without the need to stop playing music or turn off the lights. It's a toss-up; I like sleep, but I like-like vampires.

Fedge. Pretty soon I'll have my top ten Best and Worst Movies of 2005 lists up here. That'll be keen, because then you can say, "I don't agree with that," and subsequently learn exactly where your brain stop functioning in order to give you such retarded opinions.

Here's a good one:

"Hey Matt, why didn't you like Syriana?"

Me: Well, I--

"EAT IT."

If you do a preliminary "eat it" to someone before they can say it to you, you get so many goddamned combo points that you unlock costume mode for all fourteen characters. And you get the Sonja Blade naked cheat, finally. But don't play when your mom's nearby or she'll finally discover your secret pixelated urges.

Kyle and I were working on the Kyle and Vlad comic contest yesterday. Usually I don't like collaborating with a fictional character, but I figured I'd let it slide this once since I hadn't fed him in a while. The contest should be fun for anyone who isn't a woman, but I assumed that was the general rule for anything I write, and apparently I'm mistaken.

I guess I'd like to bring this to an open forum at this point.
Query: What is your favorite 8-bit NES game and why?

A: Mega Man 3. And regardless of what Kyle tells you, it has nothing to do with "wood shot."