WRASSSSSLEEEEEPOCALYPSE!!!

That was last year. And it's only gotten better.

Tonight is your first chance to see a labor of love, the finest professional wrestling event to ever hit a college campus.

I'll be your host, DOUG THE SLUG ARMSTRONG, AND I'M READY TO CRACK OPEN A BEER, CHUG TIL I'M BLUE, AND PUKE TIL I'M SOBER AGAIN! YEEHAW!!!

If you missed the phenomenon last year, here's your chance. Tonight at Shanley Pavilion at 8 PM. Tomorrow (All Dillo's Eve) at 8 PM and 11 PM.

It's my last major show of college. Come see what local playwright Joel Sinensky calls, "Matt Shore at his best."

Pre-Sale Tickets are sold out. Show up at least an hour early.

It's a shitty day to be alive---BUT A GREAT DAY FOR WRESTLING!!!!

WRESTLEPOCALYPSE!!!