I'm home, and boy is it ever easy to immediately start ripping apart every single thing you once loved while viewing it through the lens of Chicago arrogance. Sweet, sweet Chicago arrogance. It fuels my cynicism cells like marshmellows fuel Leprechaun Diabetes.
I'm watching the American version of the Office. It's just as funny as the or---
No, I can't. It's really lame in comparison. It's funny occasionally, but only when I force myself to forget that it's a remake of The Office. It's funnier than most other shows on NBC, but so is cancer. Long answer, watch it if you're too dumb to appreciate the original. (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, OHIO!)
See? See how easy it is?
Here, you try.
We'll do a Mad Libs:
I just experienced (topical show/movie/video game). It was totally (negative adjective). I'd like it better if it had been (episode of Batman: The Animated Series [post season 2, pre-Batman/Superman adventures]). Well, (popular white expression), I suppose! After all, you might like it, if you're from (unpopular, conservative midwestern state shaped like a heart)!
It's hard not to have a negative opinion with constraints like these. I'd say it's baseless and biased, but I fucking hate alliteration.
2 comments:
Hmm... perhaps Ohio falls apart under a sophisticated Chicago lens... but Christ, Shore, Evanston?
Come to the Scoreland already, old bean.
Kat
yoooooou.
meeeeeee.
sledding when you come home.
-minacakes
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