I've been through a system switch in the past few days.
Yes.
I know.
Believe me, it's hard on all of us.
Luckily, only in the monetary sense though, because this new computer kicks so much ass that even this bitch would be crying for mercy:
Alright, bad example. But fuck, if Master Control Program got one good look at my new flatscreen 17 inch Acer monitor, he'd crap...circuits.
Fuck, how late is it?
4 AM?
Jesus, I need to do this earlier.
Anyway, my new system is really great. It also means that my ironic love affair with Apple/HP is coming to a close, as my iPod is finally up and running again. Pawreet, my freedom fry hating tech support mistress, finally wised up and realized that troubleshooting that bitch would be like trying to make a new deer out of pieces found in Kentucky pick-up grills, so she sent me a brand spanking, scratchless new one, free of charge, thanks to the warranty. Stand-up people at HP, despite their endless masturbatory ineptitude.
In any case, I got sick as shit on Monday and have spent my time indulging in the freakishly addictive World of Warcraft. If anyone wants to game with me, let me know. I'm probably jumping servers tomorrow when Shirtless Mike buys the game and sets up his account. I really can't reccommend the game enough. It's a pay service, but it beats shitting around now that my work is done. I suppose I could also exercise and talk to people, but fuck, what do I look like? Lance Armstrong? I don't have enough diseases to be so ambitious. When my life gets worse, then I'll try to better myself, like my heroes, Christopher Reeves and Anna Nicole Smith.
So, I have two new articles on the way, and a bunch of comics that need to get drawn, so stay tuned. I'll have Kyle and Vlad shirts online in the next two weeks too. Oh, and remember, you can always read my old stuff in the old archive at www.xanga.com/deltaknightone . Just in case you're retarded or just joining us (not mutually exclusive).
3 comments:
Matt, my jaw dropped when I read this post.
How dare you? Honestly?
I couldn't believe what I was reading when you took a cheap shot at a national hero, an honored film star, a disabled but determined legend who has passed on.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
Because it's Christopher Reeve, not Reeves.
Jesus, you jerk.
That wheelchair is spinning in its grave.
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